Things you should never say to your mother!

(I said) Ian...I see you are starting to get hair under your nose!
(Ian said) Really Mom!!! So are you!!!

(Lukus said) Mom, did you want your hair to look good today?
(I said) Yeah, why?
(Lukus said) Well, it looks better now that the wind has blown it everywhere!

(Emilie said) Mom, are you ever going to have another baby?
(I said) Definitely NO! Why?
(Emilie said) Because you have enough room still in your tummy!

(Lukus said) Ah...you and grandma look so much alike.
(I said) Yeah, but she's older
(Lukus said) Yeah, you both look the same age.

And the number one thing to never say to this mom is....
"Mom....you look really good in orange"

I'm not even going to tell you which child said it!!!